You Know You're Obsessed When...

I like ripping off other people's ideas. And tonight it's the turn of Criminal Minds Fansite (aka Criminal Minds Wiki). In the forum, there's this great long-running thread called 'You Know You're Obsessed With Criminal Minds When...' There are some brilliant one-liners there and I'm so inspired by it that I thought I'd post 20 of my own, right here:

You know you're obsessed with CM when...

1. Every time you say sugar, you have to say it three times
2. You stop telling your family when you’re about to watch CM in case they stage an intervention
3. You hum the theme tune loudly at 3 in the morning
4. You buy a signed photo of MGG off eBay and then spend days looking at it and stroking his signature whilst whispering "preciouuuuuuuuuus" 
   
5.  Related to the above point, you suddenly understand the Crack is Cheaper page over at TV Tropes
6. On Skype calls, you start speaking like Prentiss does when Garcia’s on loudspeaker
7. You think about joining Scotland Yard so you, like Kate Joyner, can be headhunted by the FBI. Heck, you wouldn’t even mind your story ending like hers if Hotch would look at you the way he looks at her.
8. Even though you’re not in the US, you plan to stop what you’re doing on 22^nd September at 9/8c time and stare in reverence at your blank television screen for 42 minutes
9. You mentally zoom out of work meetings to think about what the Damn Network has done to AJ and Paget and when you start concentrating again, you literally have no idea what has just been said and who was saying it. It’s like you’re in a completely new meeting.
10. You no longer knock or use keys. You just kick down doors. Even your own.
11. You answer the phone at work with “Office of Unmitigated Genius”. Yeah, you better believe I actually did this. But only because I was pissed off with the girl who’s phone it actually was and I was trying to get her fired.
12. You create a CM Twitter List, but then lock it because that makes it more “special”
13. You one day want to be given reason to say, "OCD? More like OMG"
14. You start profiling yourself
15. You mistake your boyfriend for an unsub on a dark night
16. You start wondering what presents you could send the cast and crew. Not in a stalky way though. Well, yes, ok in a stalky way.
17. You think about going over to America and doing a road trip that goes through all the places featured throughout the series.
18. You say no to any smokin’ hot guy who asks you out on a dinner date
19. Some punk could break in and rob your house while you’re sitting there, watching CM, but you wouldn’t move a muscle (unless they went to take your CM DVDs, obviously)
20. You wonder how long it would take to learn the dialogue of each episode, word for word.